Tinker McJingles has been appointed Fleet Manager and Head Reindeer Wrangler at Krismas Town Industries; a global non-profit manufacturing, logistics and wish fulfillment firm. McJingles was formerly head of fleet operations at a cookie company but got tired of all the nut damage squirrels were causing to company vehicles plus all the weight he was gaining from working at the confectioners. “At 475 years old, I started thinking I needed to take better care of myself.” McJingles said of the move. “Krismas invented contactless delivery so the opportunity here is really exciting.” He went on to say. When asked for a comment regarding McJingles appointment, Santa Claus, President and CEO of Kristmas Town replied, “it was pretty elf evident really. Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.”
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